What to do during emergency?

A fun post! The US government has a good website, http://www.ready.gov that offers advice on emergency. The fun thing is that some advice pictures are so ambiguous that they could mean anything! Here are a few interpretations below, from a parody site!

If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about it instead of seeing a doctor.









If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.









Radioactive materials come in 4 convenient sizes:
- individual dose
- family value size
- neighborhood spray pump size
- supersize!