Formula for Perfect Breasts

A new formula for the perfect breasts! According to surgeon Patrick Mallucci, the model mammary apparently has a nipple that points slightly skywards, and an upper half just a bit smaller than the bottom half. Patrick Mallucci spent many hours poring over photos of topless models in lads magazines and tabloid newspapers to formulate his theory. In his opinion, the celebrity with the best pair is Caprice - and the woman with the worst is Posh Spice.

Mr Mallucci will reveal his findings at the first international conference on breast enlargement, to be held in London this week. In his lecture, titled Concepts in Design for Breast Augmentation, he will express the hope that his insights are used by surgeons providing breast enlargements. Breast Augmentation is Britain's most popular cosmetic surgery procedure, with 6,156 performed last year.

Mr Mallucci said: "I studied a wide variety of photographs of the most popular topless models to work out the various proportions they had in common and what made those particular features attractive. These findings allowed me to form a template around which to plan a breast augmentation, and set a standard of aesthetics.

He added: "All of the models I looked at conformed to these parameters. None of them were augmentedand yet they were clearly considered to have beautiful breasts, so I wanted to examine how that could be achieved in someone not so well-endowed by using an implant.


Mr Mallucci said the best breasts belong to the model Caprice Bourret - a view shared by many of his clients. He added that said patients frequently begged him not to make their breasts the same shape as Victoria Beckham's "unnaturally round" globes. Link